Texas quarterback Arch Manning, who was heralded the next great college quarterback and future No. 1 overall NFL Draft pick all offseason, has been so bad through two weeks that people watching assume there must be something wrong with the prodigy. It turns out he might just have to use the bathroom.
Videos and pictures of Manning grimacing in what looked like pain circulated on Saturday during the Longhorns' win over San Jose State. Like local media should about a star player, Texas coach Steve Sarkisian was asked during his weekly press conference if Manning was injured based on the faces he made. But, instead of just saying no and moving on, Sarkisian used the most off-the-wall reasoning.
“I’ve never filmed any of you guys when you’re using the restroom. So, I don’t know what faces you make when you’re doing that," Sarkisian said before smirking like he was proud of his witty comment.
Social media had fun roasting the Texas coach about his bathroom quote
Steve Sarkisian: “I’ve never filmed any of you guys when you’re using the restroom. So, I don’t know what faces you make when you’re doing that.”
— SEC Unfiltered (@SECUnfiltered) September 8, 2025
Will easily go down as the weirdest press conference moment of the 2025 college football season. pic.twitter.com/jyRYTRdih3
This dialogue almost looks even more preposterous when written out.
An exchange between a reporter and Steve Sarkisian about the faces that Arch Manning makes when he throws.
— Wescott Eberts (@SBN_Wescott) September 8, 2025
"He seemed to be having some throwing pains."
"According to who?"
"Arch."
"Arch said that to you?
"No."
"Oh, according to who?"
"It just looked like he was."
"He…
The final comment was out of nowhere and no one can figure out how it even related unless Manning is using the bathroom out there on the field. He did look like he was peeing his pants in Week 1 against Ohio State, though.
For more reference, here are some of the clips that sparked all this. Someone also pointed Manning has just always made an ugly face during games, which is part of his genetics.
People are speculating that Arch Manning is secretly dealing with a shoulder injury and trying to play through the pain.
— JPA (@jasrifootball) September 7, 2025
You can see a few clips of him from yesterday grimacing in pain after throwing. pic.twitter.com/YJDbu9AwSU
If Manning is healthy or if that's just the common face he makes, just say that. That's it, then it'll be over. Instead, Sarkisian went off script and his comments obviously went viral for the wrong reasons as college football fans roasted him.
And for Sooner Nation, it's worth keeping these jokes in mind and even bookmarking some of these posts, because you could need them for signs if ESPN College GameDay is in Dallas for the Red River Rivalry.
Normal people: nah he’s healthy. He’s ok. Next question.
— tristan martin (@tristanmartin) September 9, 2025
Sark: so here’s a scenario no one else’s brain would come up with. https://t.co/VlzFjYYuTh
I don’t understand the reference, was Arch throwing from a toilet? https://t.co/E6wN01xsBu
— Transfer Portal (@NCAAPortal) September 8, 2025
“I’ve never filmed any of you guys using the bathroom so I don’t know what faces you make when you’re doing that.”
— Aaron Leicht (@aaronleicht) September 8, 2025
-Sarkisian when asked if Arch has an injury.
Who decided telling the media he pooped his pants is better than admitting a shoulder injury? pic.twitter.com/AUef9MX2Ky
So it's just a severe case of Manning Face? 🤔 https://t.co/8YOuNrwWDc pic.twitter.com/SnufOcKCJr
— College Sports Only 🏈🏀⚾️ (@CollegeSportsO) September 8, 2025
Is he saying that Arch throwing the ball is the equivalent to taking a 💩?? Actually, yeah that checks out. https://t.co/3I2REEsBLD
— Josh Mahler (@realJoshMahler) September 8, 2025
Sark confirming Arch looks like crap… https://t.co/HKnGjeOaoF
— Dekota Gregory (@dekotagregory) September 8, 2025
Arch is pooping on the field, I just can’t prove it yet. https://t.co/KcQ0ZTx0e4 pic.twitter.com/LDtjBB7vKF
— Ashley (@AshleyTXBurner) September 8, 2025
https://t.co/Pmc8ypnom7 pic.twitter.com/o6bbAfEGf2
— 𝙅𝙄𝙈𝙈𝙔 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙀𝙉𝘽𝙀𝘼𝙉𝙎 (@soonersonly) September 8, 2025
Headlines like this are why I will never quit college football. https://t.co/UGkME5jYii
— Robert Behrens (@rcb05) September 8, 2025
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